11 Funny Cinco de Mayo Quotes And Jokes To Celebrate May the 5th Holiday.

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11 Funny Cinco de Mayo Quotes And Jokes To Celebrate May 5th Holiday.

Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for "Fifth of May" - is an annual celebration held on May 5. The date is observed to commemorate the Mexican Army's unlikely victory over the French Empire at the Battle of Puebla, on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza. Here are quotes and jokes that will have you laugh on May 5.

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What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila? Stinko de Mayo!

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How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo? In Mexi-cans!

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Cinco de Mayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about.

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Cinco de Mayo: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes. Er, besides Saint Patrick’s Day.

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What do you call a cargo ship full of mayonnaise that goes down in the ocean? Sinko de Mayo!

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Cinco de Mayo is a proud celebration of the history of alcoholism in American families.

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Contrary to popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for ‘the fifth of May’ and not ‘chug, chug, chug.’ Anyway, salud!

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I’ll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale.

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This Cinco de Mayo, let’s party like Mexican rock stars if they existed.

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Is it really necessary to adopt another country's holiday just to have an excuse to drink tequila? You don't need one the other 364 days of the year.

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Sorry I wished you a Happy Cinco de Mayo not knowing you're Dominican or Honduran or that that makes a difference.