15 Hilarious St. Patrick’s Day Quotes To Celebrate Irish Holiday

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10 Funny St Patrick's Day Quotes To Celebrate Irish Holiday.

St Patrick's Day, while not a legal holiday in the United States, is nonetheless widely recognized and observed throughout the country as a celebration of Irish and Irish-American culture St. Patrick's Day, serves as a time to honor Irish heritage while also remembering the life and service of St. Patrick. Spending time with loved ones, it's also a time to drink and joke with friends.

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There are only two kinds of people in the world. The Irish and those who wish they were.

. . . Irish Saying.

02


May the Good Lord take a liking to you... but not too soon!

. . . Irish Blessing.

03


Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick's Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th.

. . . Unknown author.

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Here's to a long life and many more. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girls and an honest one. A cold beer – and another one!

Irish Saying

05


Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.

. . . Irish Saying.

06


If you''re luck enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough!

. . . Irish Saying.

07


An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.

. . . Irish Saying.

08


In Heaven there is no beer that's why we drink it here.

. . . Irish Saying.

09


Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love thy enemy.

. . . Irish Saying.

10


I come from an Irish family. St. Patrick's Day was our big holiday. The night before we'd hang up our stockings and in the morning they'd be full of beer.

. . . Sean Morey.

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There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head. If a man doesn't drink when he's living, how in the hell can he drink when he's dead?

. . . Irish Saying.

12


St. Patrick -- one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.

. . . Charles M. Madigan.

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It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!

. . . Irish Saying.

14


If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

. . . Irish Saying.

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As an American of Irish descent, I am sick of these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish my drink, I'm going to punch someone.

. . . Irish American.