23 FUNNY SOCCER QUOTESFootball managers and players sometimes say the darndest things! Here are 23 Funny Quotes
Football is a simple game: 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win.
I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.
Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.
We don't want our players to be monks. We want them to be better football players because a monk doesn't play football at this level.
SIR BOBBY ROBSON
Rugby is a game for barbarians played by gentlemen. Football is a game for gentlemen played by barbarians.
I'd been ill and hadn't trained for a week, and i'd been out of the team for three weeks before that, so i wasn't sharp. I got cramp before haft-time as well. But i'm not one to make excuses.
I fell in love with football as I would later fall in love with women: suddenly, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain it would bring
We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion.
Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goal.
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning
Football has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence: in other words it is war minus the shooting
That was the past - we're in the future now.
That lad must have been born offside
SIR ALEX FERGUSON ON FILIPPO INZAGHI
WE must have had 99 percent of the match. It was the other three percent that cost us.
They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.
If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the source to make sure.
SIR ALEX FERGUSON
And Seaman, just like a falling oak, manages to change direction.
Without being too harsh on David,he cost us the match.
No regrets, none at all. My only regret is that we went out on penalties. that's my only regret but no. no regrets.
Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree.
If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.